The G Scale
 Addiction to glue is not hopeless, although people addicted to glue are, in general, hopeless. The glue addict seldom changes his behavior alone. Although he must have the will to take the bag off his head, it is usually a friend or relative who cleans him up with nail polish remover and drags him to the commitment hearing, or dumps his limp and reeking carcass on the steps of the local police station.

Are you a glue addict? Take the following test and see. And remember, kicking the glue jones is something you CAN do -- if you only stick to it.


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[1] I spend time thinking about glue, or planning when and where to get my next snort.

Never Almost
Never		 Seldom Often Almost
Always		 Always
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.


[2] I hide tubes of glue around the house for quick pick-me-ups.

Never Almost
Never		 Seldom Often Almost
Always		 Always
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.


[3] I receive traffic citations for driving under the influence of glue.

Never Almost
Never		 Seldom Often Almost
Always		 Always
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.


[4] I sniff glue at inappropriate times, such as in the morning, before driving, or before going to work.

Never Almost
Never		 Seldom Often Almost
Always		 Always
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.


[5] I need a glue fix before stressful situations.

Never Almost
Never		 Seldom Often Almost
Always		 Always
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.


[6] I try to solve my problems by sniffing glue.

Never Almost
Never		 Seldom Often Almost
Always		 Always
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.


[7] I have no memory of what happens while I am sniffing glue, although I appear normal to others at the time.

Never Almost
Never		 Seldom Often Almost
Always		 Always
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.


[8] At parties, I am "in the bag" before most other people.

Never Almost
Never		 Seldom Often Almost
Always		 Always
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.


[9] Small objects, such as paperclips, leaves, and small stones, stick to my face.

Never Almost
Never		 Seldom Often Almost
Always		 Always
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.






Your G Score is:

And your inhalant of choice is:
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If your score is... Your inhalant of choice is...
Less than 2 Library Paste
2 to 3 Elmer's Glue
3 to 4.5 Whiteout
4.5 to 5.5 Rubber Cement
5.5 or higher Resorcinol Marine Adhesive



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